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Riddles
This is One FUNNY FARM!
What kind of dance lessons do sheep take?
Baaaa-llet.
What's a pig's favorite fairy tale?
Slopping Beauty.
How did the farmer count his herd of cattle?
He used a cow-culator.
Why is it difficult to have a conversation with a goat?
It's always butting in.
What do you call a sleeping male cow?
A bulldozer.
Where do horses like to shop?
Old Neigh-vy.
What kind of bird tells jokes?
A comedi-hen.
What do you call a snowman on a warm day?
A puddle.
Where did Mr. Moose kiss Mrs. Moose?
Under the moosletoe.
What Christmas song do you hear in a tropical rainforest?
Jungle Bells.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker.
What do you call a polar bear that delivers presents?
Santa Paws.
What's a wolf's favorite holiday dessert?
Chocolate moose.
What's a grape's Christmas greeting?
'Tis the season to be jelly.
What's a skunk's favorite holiday song?
Jingle Smells.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowball?
Frostbite.
What do Christmas trees drink at a party?
Root beer.
Illustration by Michael Slack
What do you call an elephant that eats too much?
An elefat.
Brooke A., Virginia
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly alike?
I-tentacle twins.
Anna T., Oklahoma
What do ants use for hula hoops?
Cheerios.
Abigail B., Kansas
What kind of hawk can't fly?
A tomahawk.
Spencer R., Montana
What does a leopard say when it claims an area?
"This is my spot!"
Allison G., New York
What do you call a cow that you can't see?
Invisi-bull.
Benjamin C., Kentucky
What kind of wood is really scared?
Petrified wood.
Katie H., California
What's the difference between a rock star and a snake?
One sings a song, and the other slinks along.
Chloe M., Kansas
What did the little kitten say to the big bully cat?
"You're such a pushy cat!"
Elizabeth and Zach W., North Carolina
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Canter-lope.
Jennifer C., Illinois
Who is a skunk's favorite author?
Shakes-pew.
Aaron D., Indiana
What do you call a caterpillar that falls into a volcano?
Hot larva!
Jacob H., California
What do you call a lizard that tells jokes on stage?
A stand-up chameleon.
Nathan B., Iowa
What do little dogs say to each other on January 1?
"Yappy New Year!"
Scott S., North Carolina
What kind of fruit grows in a barn?
Straw-berries.
Josh S., Washington
Where do baby birds go to pay up at the grocery store?
The chick-out line.
Keenan T., Maryland
What's the richest animal in the world?
A diamondback rattlesnake.
Walker M., Pennsylvania
What bird is the greatest artist?
Leonardo da Finchy.
Marcela S., New York
How do cats keep their breath fresh?
They use mouse-wash.
Noelle K., New Hampshire
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because the referee called "Fowl!"
Jordan B., Wisconsin
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand into a shark's mouth?
Lefty.
Brandon R., Florida
What's an ape's favorite dessert?
Meringue-utans.
Charlotte F., New Hampshire
Why do Swiss cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Alayna T., Bonnieux, France
What does an English sea monster have for lunch?
Fish and ships.
Joe H., Washington
What kind of cat lives in the sea?
An aqua-puss.
Alex F., Virginia
Image by Wally Neibart
What is Super Turkey's secret identity?
Cluck Kent.
Mary D., Connecticut
What do you call an old fish?
A sea-nior citizen.
Andy W., Kansas
What do you call a skunk that's disappeared?
Ex-stinked.
Melissa C., California
What kind of worms get married?
Ring worms.
Chris I., email
What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a turtle?
A speed limit.
Maggie W., Ohio
Where was a new species of seals just discovered?
New Seal-land.
Nick McA., New York
Where can you find a city without buildings, a river without water, and a forest without trees?
On a map.
Theresa D.; Albertville, France
In an emergency, whom do you call for a sick rabbit?
A hare-a-medic.
Jesse C., New Jersey
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
Maybee.
Michelle K. and Stefanie F., Florida
What kind of dinosaur never gives up?
A Try-ceratops.
Meleia F., Colorado
What do you get when you cross a bee with a seagull?
A beagle.
Stella H.; Vancouver, Canada
What kind of dog speaks Spanish?
A cocker Espa-ol.
Nathan T., Minnesota
What do you call an insect that performs magic?
A hocus-pocus locust.
Jake Selzer
What's an ape's favorite junk food?
Potato chimps.
Bonnie Smith
What kind of flower is always getting into fights?
A black-eyed susan.
Erin Dick
What's a sheep's favorite fruit?
Baa-nanas.
Kelsey K.
What sport is good for tough cats?
Litter-boxing.
Kalika N.
What happened to the sardine that turned up late for work?
It got canned.
Andrew Lapsley
What kind of insect cooks greasy foods?
The butterfry.
Jacob Z.
How does a tree get into the Internet?
It logs on.
Meghan Carpenter
Why did the hen go to the doctor?
To get a chick-up.
Emily Wilson
What kind of germs cry a lot?
Bac-tear-ia.
Alex Baum
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
Mariah Pehoski
What did the two cows do when they met?
They gave each other a milkshake.
Matthew McCarthy
Why are skunks so smart?
Because they make a lot of scents.
Anna Berg
We like reading all the riddles from our readers. Sorry there's room to print only some of them.
What do wolves celebrate every October 31st?
Howl-oween.
Why did the vampire bat wake up screaming?
It had bite-mares.
What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?
As fur away as possible.
What does the swamp monster make at a campfire?
Ghosted marshmallows.
Illustration by Jim Paillot
What's a monster's favorite cereal?
Scream of Wheat.
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trom-bone.
What do witches say when they meet?
"Hi! Wart's new?"
What do you get when you cross a bat and a bell?
A ding bat.
What do skeletons need from the grocery store?
Spare ribs.
What room will you never find in a haunted house?
A living room.
What does a skeleton say before it eats?
"Bone appetit!"
What is the scariest lake in the world?
Lake Eerie.
What's black-and-white and goes around and around?
A penguin trapped in a revolving door.
What do penguin's say when they greet each other?
"Have an ice day!"
How does a penguin feel when its left all alone?
Ice-olated.
What's on a happy penguin's face?
A pen-grin.
What do penguins ride?
Ice-cycles.
How are wall light switches and penguins alike?
They both have flippers.
