Chicken Chuckles

Chicken RiddleQ: How do chickens keep in shape?

A: They do lots of eggs-ercises.

 

Q: Why couldn't the hen find her eggs?

A: She had mislaid them.

 

Q: What did the little chick say to the big chick?

A: "Peck on someone your own size."

 


Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A: The referee called, "FOWL!"

 

Q: What game do chicks play with their moms?

A: Peck-a-boo.

 

Q: Is chicken soup good for you?

A: Not if you're the chicken!


art by Michael Slack

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