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Sharks Riddle June-July 2011 Ranger Rick

Q: What do sharks put on their toast?

A: Jelly-fish.

 

Q: What do you call a shark that can eat an elephant?

A: Jaw-some.

 

Q: What does the tooth fairy give sharks when they lose their teeth?

A: Sand dollars.

 

Q: What do sharks like to eat for lunch?

A: Submarine sandwiches.

 

Q: What kind of fish design underwater buildings?

A: Shark-itects.

 

Q: What's a shark's favorite game?

A: Swallow the Leader.

 

art by Brian White

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